A Nature Documentary

The Saddest Nature Documentary

A hushed wildlife narrator solemnly documents the doomed daily survival of the modern office human.
Season 1 · 6 Episodes · 3:36 · 9:16
▶ The Full Season — one sitting (3:36)

The Episodes

EP 1 · 0:36

Episode 1: The Watering Hole

“Here, at the watering hole, the lesser office male approaches the most dangerous resource in the wild.”

Homo officius · the watering hole, 9:09 a.m.
EP 2 · 0:37

Episode 2: The Great Migration

“Twice each day, across the great grey plain, the herd must migrate. To survive, our specimen must move with them.”

Homo officius · the migration, 8:51 a.m.
EP 3 · 0:37

Episode 3: The Mating Display

“In the great hall, the dominant male unfurls his plumage -- and the others learn the oldest survival trick of all.”

Homo officius · the great hall, 10:00 a.m.
EP 4 · 0:35

Episode 4: The Apex Predator

“From the corner office, the apex predator descends. It has spoken the deadliest phrase in the wild.”

Homo officius · the cubicle, 4:51 p.m.
EP 5 · 0:35

Episode 5: Hibernation

“As the dreaded Sunday descends, the specimen attempts to hibernate -- and seeks comfort from a creature who owes him nothing.”

Homo officius · the den, Sunday 7:14 p.m.
EP 6 · 0:36

Episode 6: The Ascension

“At last, the promotion is announced. The specimen has, in a sense, won. Observe what winning costs him.”

Homo officius · the proclamation, 11:02 a.m.